Why is it so complicated?
Shouldn’t it be simply stated?
If some one mentions multi-channel
Smack them with a plywood paddle.
Web 2.0, it’s a great idea
You can blog while shopping in Ikea.
I can Twango from Djbleezi
And bid on eBay when on the Zambezi.
Web two point zero, lets keep it simple
It’s all about connecting people
My cat does lots of stupid things
I love that cat to bits
I posted her on YouTube
And she’s got a million hits.
Don’t miss the kids when you’re not home
Don’t miss them puke
Don’t miss them groan
With 2.0 you’ll see them live
Beamed straight down your RIM 95
For dating it could not be better
There’s a hundred ways to go and get her.
Two point 0 can be a dating disaster
Because sometimes I get dumped so much faster
Web two point zero, lets keep it simple
It’s all about connecting people
Wondering teenager, do not stress
You can track them down with GPS.
Facebook, YouTube, eBay, Flickr
MySpace, Moove, Google, Twitter
With Web two point zero
You have the means
To carry the world in the back of your jeans
Thanks to you Web two point 0
There’s no such thing as good-bye
But know when you ‘poke’ my Facebook
I can see it you and not reply
Web two point zero
Let’s keep it simple
simple, simple, simple
Web two point zero, lets keep it simple
It’s all about connecting people
For all the words and made up names
For all the hype and buzz
Its been about connecting people
Like it always was
Like it always was
"Jumping the Educational Shark" is a presentation that I initially gave as a keynote presentation at the Harker Teacher Institute in June 2009. The slides below are part of the presentation.